Jan. 13, 2013 — This week in social media: Mark Zuckerberg wants $100, Chelsea and Pyongyang hot spots, and the first meme of 2013Posted: January 13, 2013
We’re only three weeks in and 2013 is already a mess. Yes, CES was a great success but I’m not even going to go there.* A ton of other news that will change our world took place.
*Ok, maybe just one thing. The iPotty, below, is perfect for lazy parents who don’t want to potty train their kids. (There are tons of apps for that.) CES next year will feature an upgraded version where the iPotty will have arms that wipe your kids’ butts for you…controlled by another app that you access from your iPhone 15. I hear competitors are already building the iPad attachments for adult-sized toilets.
And now, on to the real head-scratchers from this week…
1. Message Mark Zuckerberg for only $100, tax included
The Mashable team discovered this week that it costs $100 to send a message to Mark Zuckerberg. More specifically, the $100 fee will insure that a message gets delivered to Mark’s Facebook inbox rather than thrown into his “other folder.”
This week, Eduardo Ustaran, who heads the privacy and information law group at Field Fisher Waterhouse, warned that European regulators are proposing new rules that would restrict companies like Facebook from using personal data for advertising. He also said that they “wouldn’t be able to rely on consent” either. ZDNet’s story also quotes Facebook’s head of EU policy for Brussels, who said that Facebook is “concerned” that the new rules conflict with online business models.
If the proposals are approved, millions of European users will be relieved of “sponsored stories” in their News feeds, not to mention targeted adds for “Bridal Uggs” or becoming the spokesperson for personal lube. Everything is just so much better in Europe.
Thankfully the stock actually climbed above $30 this week, the first time since its IPO more than six months ago. So, maybe they’ll drop that pay-to-ping price down to $50.
How much would I pay to message Mark Zuckerberg? A hundred if I knew he would definitely read my message and respond. If not, I’m happy to take my chances in the “other folder.” (It’s like paying for VIP cover at a club where Kim Kardashian is hosting a party. You at least know that she knows you’re kinda in her vicinity.)
2. Chelsea and North Korea cheer for Google…
Cheers across the world for Google this week, who deployed their senior executives to the two most contrasting places on earth: the Meatpacking district and Pyongyang.
Who needs to go out on Friday night when you can just sit at home and read Newsfeed?
Within 5 minutes, 4 new stories. Then 3 new stories. Whatever will they reveal!?
Oh look, Tom got into USC Marshall School of Business. There’s his acceptance letter. He took a picture of it using his Android phone.
Julie! Julie… Julie was just tagged in another artsy instagram photo, sipping out of a wine glass. She is so classy. I love her blonde hair. I wonder what bar she’s at right now. Maybe I should Like the picture. No…I haven’t talked to her in 6 years.
Mo is in San Francisco; he just checked into Ghirardelli Square.
Chris just shared a photo of him when he was 3, and when his brother and sister were 5 and 6. Why they indeed do look exactly the same as they do now, at age 24, 26 and 27.
Here’s Larry with his new ukulele. So. Adorable.
Five of my friends are at the AMNH (American Museum of Natural History) dance party, dancing.
Sheila likes a new Spanish song. She is dancing it to right now, as she gets ready to HIT. THE. TOWN. Woooo!
Lou really wants to go to Six Flags. His “4 free tickets to Six Flags” post appears 5 times in a row on my Newsfeed.
And those are just the stories before 12:30am. It’s almost as if I was there at all the events! Sooooooooo funnnnnnn.
Too much excitement. Too tired to stay up and continue “going out”. Good night.